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TENSE MUSIC
POLICE SIREN
Hey, you got a permit for those guns?
I got your permit right here.
80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
Catchy tune.
SOUND EFFECTS AND SHOOTING FROM ARCADE GAMES
GEEK IN ARCADE Fuck this game.
FUCK YOU! ARCADE GAME BEEPING
STATIC FROM ARCADE GAME
CLANKING AND WHIRRING OF MACHINERY
CAR HORNS HONKING AND PEOPLE SCREAMING
PEOPLE SCREAMING AND BABY CRYING
SIGNAL FROM POLICE WALK TALKIE We need backup, we need Kung Fury.
GUN SHOTS AND SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE
SEDUCTIVE 80'S SAXOPHONE MUSIC
Yeah, that's my bicep.
TELEPHONE RINGING
One second babe.
Hello?
POLICE OFFICER We got an arcade machine down here going crazy,
it is killing everybody, it's destruction, chaos, terror-
CRUNCHING OF PLASTIC
What are you gonna do?
My job.
80'S SYNTHPOP ACTION MUSIC
CAR ENGINE REVVING
PEOPLE SCREAMING AND DOG WHIMPERING
CAR HORNS HONKING AND CAR ACCELERATING
80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC
INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC
MUSIC KICKS BACK IN
FUTURISTIC GUN SHOTS
INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC
END OF 80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC
Game over.
STATIC FROM FAILING MACHINERY
KUNG FURY I'm a cop and damn good at my job.
It all began years ago.
In the line of duty,
me and my partner were chasing down
a mysterious Kung Fu-master.
KUNG FURY You're under arrest, punk.
Show us your hands.
CLINKING OF METAL CLASPS CLOSING
Good work, Dragon.
That crazy stunt could've killed us both.
But goddammit, you're the best partner I've ever had.
Thanks, I learned from the best.
You're like a father to me. SWORD SWINGING
KUNG FURY With one fatal blow, he hit my partner.
SQUELCHING
KUNG FURY I could tell he was dead straight off.
TENSE MUSIC AND KUNG-FU MASTER GRUNTING
EERY ECHOING AND DRIPPING OF BLOOD
KUNG FURY Before I could pull the trigger
I was hit by lightning and bitten by a cobra.
I blacked out.
EERY ECHOING AND SOFT TINKLING
And saw images of ancient Shaolin temples and monks,
mastering the art of Kung Fu.
There was an ancient prophecy,
about a new form of Kung Fu so powerful,
only one man could master it.
The chosen one.
When I woke up,
I saw the Kung Fu master running towards me.
I could feel my body mutate
into some sort of Kung Fu freak of nature.
KUNG FU MASTER SCREAMING
80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC WITH A KUNG FU UNDERTONE
You!
You are the chosen one!
- Knock, knock. - Who's there?
Knuckles.
KUNG FU MASTER SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE
TENSE MUSIC AND FIRE CRACKLING
KUNG FURY As a memento,
I put on a strip of cloth from the dead Kung Fu master.
I decided I would use my new super Kung Fu powers
to fight crime.
So, I became the best cop in the world.
I became, Kung Fury.
80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC FADES OUT
STATIC FROM RADIO AND NOISES FROM THE CITY
CHIEF MCNICKLES I don't wanna hear it Kung Fury.
I just got back from city hall, $50 million worth of damages,
and I got the mayor up my ass like a fag on Viagra.
How am I going to explain this to the press, hm?
You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ's sake.
Didn't you tell me to block it out?
I told you do it by the book.
Cut the bullshit.
Nobody else could have stopped
that arcade machine and you know it.
CHIEF MCNICKLES Oh man, listen to me Kung Fury.
You need to start following the rules like the rest of us,
so I'm assigning you a new partner.
What? Hell no, I work alone.
Not anymore you don't.
Say hi to your new partner, Triceracop.
Very nice meeting you Kung Fury,
looking forward to working with you.
You're like a father to me.
I work alone.
Either you team up with Triceracop,
or you're off the case.
I'm not off the case,
I quit.
80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
COMING FROM RADIO
Yeah Yeah, I did the blood test.
It was positive, yeah?
GIRL ON PHONE What the hell are you talking about?
Yeah no problem.
HITLER Give me the phone.
TENSE MUSIC
HITLER DIALLING PHONE
What the hell is this?
TELELPHONE RINGING
- Chief McNickles speaking. - Is this the police?
- Yeah, this is the police. - Fuck you!
POLICE OFFICERS SHOUTING HYSTERICALLY
BULLETS PINGING OFF WALLS AND GLASS SMASHING
MALFUNCTIONING? PHONE BEEPING
I need someone to trace that call!
But that's impossible!
HACKERMAN Not for me it isn't.
ROCK AND ROLL GUITAR RIFF
KUNG FURY Hackerman, he's the most powerful hacker of all time.
Follow me.
HACKERMAN I was able to triangulate the cell phone signal
and trace the caller.
His name is Adolf Hitler.
Hitler, he's the worst criminal of all time.
Do you know him, sir?
I guess you could say that.
In the 1940's, Hitler was a Kung Fu champion.
KUNG FURY He was so good at Kung Fu,
that he decided to change his name to Kung Fuhrer.
But he didn't stop there.
He knew of the Kung Fury prophecy,
and wanted to claim the throne.
He and his posse of Nazi soldiers
conducted experiments for years.
TENSE MUSIC WITH A KUNG FU UNDERTONE
But they weren't able to figure out
how to master the art of Kung Fury.
And one day,
he disappeared from the face of the earth.
And no-one has seen him ever since.
Until now.
I guess he figured if he could find and kill the chosen one,
he would become Kung Fury himself.
He must have traveled in time in order to get here,
that's probably why he disappeared.
So, what're you gonna do?
My job.
I'm gonna go back in time to Nazi Germany,
and kill Hitler, once and for all.
HACKERMAN So, how are you gonna do that?
I'm not sure.
I need some sort of time machine.
Wait a minute,
using an RX modulator, I might be able to conduct
a mainframe cell direct and hack the uplink to the download.
What does that mean?
With the right algorithms, I can hack you back in time.
Just like a time machine.
Well then, it's hacking time.
80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC
80'S ACTION MUSIC FADES TO STATIC
ACTION MUSIC KICKS BACK IN
COMPUTER BEEPING
Oh, no!
INTERFERENCE IN 80'S ACTION MUSIC
SILENCE
EERY ECHOING AND WIND BLOWING
SOFT 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
ELECTRICAL SURGE
MUSIC FADES OUT
Fuck!
That's a Laser-Raptor.
I thought they went extinct thousands of years ago.
TENSE MUSIC
MACHINE GUN SHOOTING AND LASER-RAPTOR WAILING
SOFT, INDIGENOUS MUSIC
BIRD CAWING IN THE DISTANCE
Who are you?
My name,
is Barbarianna.
ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC
What year is this?
It's the Viking age.
That explains the Laser-Raptor. Fuck!
I went too far back in time.
You need to get out of this valley.
This place is swarming with Laser-Raptors.
I'll meet you at the God's drop. Katana can help you get there.
Who's Katana?
KATANA I'm Katana.
I can give you a ride to Asgard.
A ride on what?
UPBEAT ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC
ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC FADES OUT
So, who are you?
I'm a cop from the future.
I was sent back in time to kill Hitler,
but I accidently went too far back in time
and ended up in this place.
I know someone who might be able to help you.
INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC
Thor!
DRAMATIC MUSIC
THOR Behold! It is me, Thor!
Son of Odin and protector of mankind.
Check out my pecs.
Your pecs are epic.
THOR Thanks bro!
So, anyway.
Thor, this is Kung Fury, he's a cop from the future.
KUNG FURY Yeah, I need to get to Nazi Germany and kill Hitler...
- so if you could help me with-- - Stop!
SOUNDS OF A STORM BREWING
Hammer time.
DRAMATIC 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
Walk through this portal and you'll end up in Nazi Germany.
Good luck to you Kung Fury!
Thanks Thor!
Well, looks like this is my ride.
Hey, future cop, where are you going?
You know what. Here, take my number.
And use this phone to call me.
It's a personal, transportable, cellular telephone.
It features 645 channel capacity,
10 number speed dial, and an electronic security lock.
This revolution in communication could make it possible
for more and more people to have a phone in their car!
80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
MUSIC FADES OUT
TENSE MUSIC
MUSIC FADES OUT
Tank you.
TENSE MUSIC
I'm the greatest Kung Fu master of all time,
right guys?
CROWD CHEERING AND WHISTLING
HITLER Thank you!
TANK ENGINE REVVING AND ACCELERATING
KUNG FURY I'm disarming you.
My arm! My arm!
ARM MIMICS THE SOUND OF A HELICOPER
DULL THUD
LOW INTENSE DRONE
Kill him!
CLAMOR OF NAZI SOLDIERS
NAZI SOLDIERS GROANING IN PAIN AND KUNG FURY GRUNTING
80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC
You don't need that spine,
it's holding your back!
MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY
SOFT, SAD MUSIC
NAZI SOLIDERS GROANING
KUNG FURY GROANING IN PAIN
HITLER A-ha!
Fuck you Kung Fury.
Now nothing can stop me and my army of death.
HITLER LAUGHING AND CROWD APPLAUDING
MUSIC BUILDS
CROWD WHISTLING AND CHEERING
Thank you guys!
MUSIC BUILDS TO A CRESCENDO AND THEN FADES OUT
SOUNDS OF A STORM BREWING
What the fuck?
CROWD CHATTERING HYSTERICALLY
THUNDER AND LIGHTENING
LOW RUMBLING
THUNDER CLAPPING
EERY ECHOING
BEEPING AND WHIRRING OF MACHINERY
SILENCE
NAZI SOLDIERS PRATTLING AND LASER-RAPTOR SNARLING
Kill them!
80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC
MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY AND SHOOTING OF GUNS
NAZI SOLDER SCREAMING
80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC KICKS BACK IN
FUTURISTIC GUN SHOTS AND CROWD SCREAMING IN AGONY
MUSIC FADES OUT
NAZI SOLDIER GROANING IN PAIN
Alright Hitler, the gig is up, show me your hands.
CLANKING AND WHIRRING OF MACHINERY
TRICERACOP GRUNTING IN CONFUSION
BIRD CAWING
TRICERACOP Hackerman, have you seen Kung Fury?
HACKERMAN Oh, no! We were too late.
UPBEAT 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
MUSIC FADES OUT
CARTOON KUNG FURY GRUNTS IN CONFUSION
Who the hell are you?
My name is Cobra.
I've been expecting you Kung Fury.
I'm your spirit animal.
What the hell is this place?
This is heaven, I'm afraid you're dead.
What?
But it looks so real.
Yeah, no it's totally real.
Mr. Cobra, I'm a police officer.
I need you to send me back to earth, pronto.
I'm sorry, I can't help you with that.
You see, you're dead.
- You're under arrest! - What?
For obstruction of justice, you're breaking the law!
ACTION MUSIC WITH DRAMATIC SINGING
CARTOON KUNG FURY SCREAMING AND MUSIC FADES OUT
What the hell happened?
I hacked away all of your bullet wounds Kung Fury.
Thanks!
BIRD CAWING AND LASER-RAPTOR SHRIEKING
TENSE MUSIC
I want to welcome you and your friends to Germany.
We are not so different, you and I.
I mean we both got good style, you know?
Red, you know?
So, that's cool!
We both like doing moves, check it out!
HITLER GRUNTS IN EXERTION
And killing people, I love it, you clearly do, too!
And that's cool!
Join me,
we could be brothers, we are so alike.
It's almost like we finish each other's...
- Balls. - What?
HITLER GROANS IN PAIN
Oh, my, not much left of him is there?
The important thing is that he is gone.
Sorry I doubted you Triceracop.
You're the best damn partner I've ever had.
I came back in time for you Kung Fury,
because, damn it, I love you.
TRIUMPHANT 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
Team work is very important.
So, what happens now Kung Fury?
Well, I need to head back to the office.
Looks like it's gonna be hell of a lot of paperwork.
TRIUMPHANT 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
CAR HORNS HONKING AND PEOPLE SCREAMING
CAR HORNS HONKING AND CAR ENGINE ACCELERATING
Open the doors, Hoff.
I'm sorry Fury, I can't let you do that.
Open the doors, Hoff!
I'm sorry, I can't let you open the doors Kung Fury.
Goddammit, open the doors!
- Sorry I can't-- - Open the doors!
Did anyone ever tell you not to hassle the Hoff 9000?
Oh, Hoff 9000, you son of a bitch.
UPBEAT 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC COMING FROM RADIO
Piece of shit.
INTERFERENCE IN RADIO SIGNAL
TENSE DRUM MACHINE MUSIC
TRICERACOP Oh, my, not much left of him is there?
KUNG FURY The important thing is that he is gone.
MUSIC BUILDS
Game over.
Wait a minute,
I've seen that symbol before...
somewhere.
Hitler!
BIRD CAWING
TENSE MUSIC
80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC